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MY HEART IS BREAKING.

Jul. 28th, 2007 | 10:48 pm
mood: amusedLULZ

WATCH THIS. FOR THE "LULZ."

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HAY GUYZ, YOU FAIL

Jun. 24th, 2007 | 12:22 am

IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER.

RUE IS FULL OF FAIL.
SO IS JUSTIN.
RUE IS FULL OF GAY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAILBOY.

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Apr. 29th, 2007 | 02:32 pm

Might as well. Started out lion.Collapse )

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Feb. 5th, 2007 | 10:29 pm
mood: pissed offpissed off

I FUCKED UP MY SESTINA D< D< D< D<

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LOL TODAY WINS BUT I CAN'T SAY WHY

Nov. 8th, 2006 | 03:03 pm

Klutzier than you first expected.

Disappointment to womankind.

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Oh lawd.

Oct. 30th, 2006 | 06:57 pm



I /b/'d it.

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Oct. 27th, 2006 | 05:08 pm

Cat's Cradle, anyone?

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Oct. 27th, 2006 | 03:05 pm
mood: awakeawake

Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
O Alcohol, I still drink to your health

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol

Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me
Alcohol, Your songs resolve like
my life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else.

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Oct. 23rd, 2006 | 12:39 am
mood: scaredHorrified

"Daddy Loves his Chocolate."

JESUS I HATE EVERYBODY

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Oct. 17th, 2006 | 11:55 pm
mood: happyhappy

[23:51] idiomilia: "I will tell you, there are days where I wish I never met you and/or studied sociology to be able to understand you and the deep significance of all of this just so that I could sleep at night and so I could get my pathetic job in the Toronto subway and have some false hallow happiness as a robot in my doomed life."
[23:53] spasticredfox: That is probably the saddest thing I've ever heard, phrased so perfectly as to be hysterical.
[23:53] spasticredfox: I hate this guy, for he is a genius.
[23:53] idiomilia: He is. He just doesn't realize it.

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